Churnzilla

Churnzilla is a character created per a client’s request to run an undercover marketing campaign. 

“Subscriptions are booming, but I’m lurking around every corner. 😈 If you have a subscription business, I want to thank you for all the money you’re losing – it’s my favorite food. The people who hate me the most are the CFO and CMO because they know I take a bite out of their revenue and make their customers disappear. I heard there are tools that are supposed to prevent me from eating into your revenue this way but I bet you’ll never find them *muahahaha*!”